Romania. Simply Surprising

Un weekend pe litoralul romanesc se poate transforma intr-un real cosmar daca nu ai nervi destul de tari. Nesimtirea, tupeul si neglijenta soferilor romani te pot aduce la limita rabdarii la fel de usor ca legislatia tampita si usor de reinterpretat.In acest weekend am aterizat din nou pe litoralul romanesc pentru mai multe zile, timp in care am reusit sa incropim si o mica sedinta foto cu deja obisnuitul Polo BlueMotion, sedinta foto pe care o veti putea vedea maine alaturi de o scurta concluzie.

Revenim insa la ceea ce mi-a fost dat sa observ in acest weekend. Probabil lucrurile pe care le veti citi nu va sunt deloc straine, ba mai mult chiar v-ati lovit de ele.

Sa incepem cu prima zi in care am haladuit pe coclauri unde cu greu visam sa ajungem. Pentru a evita aglomeratie si pentru a face un scurt popas pe la Urziceni am ales sa iesim pe Autostrada Soarelui prin Lehliu. Pentru asta a trebuit sa tragem dreapta de volan la Balaciu catre localitatea Crasanii de Sus. De aici a inceput distractia. Drum de tara, neasfaltat, fara tipenie de om, strajuit de lanuri de grau proaspat recoltat si nici un fel de indicatoare, exceptandu-le pe cele catre manastiri. Pentru prima data am avut un sentiment de “Lost”.

Intr-un final, batrani cu bunavointa dar cu ticuri verbale ne-au scos la soseaua asfaltata care leaga Salcioara de Lehliu. Asfaltata am zis? Probabil inainte de bombardamentele din Al Doilea Razboi Mondial. Am gasit mai agreabil un drum pentru tractoare si carute care “curgea” in paralel. Scurtatura aleasa nu a reusit sa ne aduca decat un decalaj de o ora si jumatate, o alta nuanta de caroserie decat cea inscrisa in certificat si o luneta neagra.

Cealalta intamplare neplacuta a avut loc in Constanta unde, una dintre masinile noastre a fost blocata pentru parcare pe spatiul verde. Nu am fost singurii in aceasta situatie, alaturi, zacand “impiedicate” masini de Alba, Tulcea, Dambovita si Prahova. Surprinzator, sau nu, masinile cu numar de Constanta au ramas neblocate.

Pentru cei care nu stiu, o asemenea abatere de la litera legii aduce pentru sofer o taxa de deblocare de 50 de lei si o amenda de 100 de lei in 48 de ore. Parcare de lux pentru cei care isi pot permite sa lase masina pe spatiul verde. Dar ce te faci cand spatiul verde este semnalizat ca fiind santier in lucru? Cum reusesti sa faci un politist comunitar sa inteleaga acest lucru si sa te absolve de amenda? Nu poti. Poti in schimb “sa faci dumneata o contestatie”, sa mergi putin prin tribunale si sa te rogi ca cineva sa iti dea dreptate si cei 100 de lei inapoi.

Cireasa de pe tort a fost insa o masina cu numar de Bucuresti ingropata in nisipul de pe plaja. Se ia asadar una bucata Opel Astra Bertone cu tuning in dotare si se parcheaza pe nisip. Se lasa la copt pe toata durata zilei de plaja. Pentru a condimenta putin situatia se tureaza bine motorul, se incearca iesirea din nisip dar intr-un final se renunta. Planul B: Pentru ca unde nu-i cap e vai de picioare, se fac excavatii alaturi de toti prietenii dispusi sa puna mana pe lopata. Pe inserat, exemplarul este zarit la cativa metri de locul impotmolirii, cu un tuning “ravasit” dar eliberat din ghearele nisipului “miscator”.

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7 comentarii la “Romania. Simply Surprising”

  1. marius spune

    e jale`n tzara asta flacai …:|

  2. george spune

    Cu adevarat e jale in tara asta dar va propun sa privim lucrurile un pic mai atent si cu ceva mai putina pasiune…

    Din capu` locului precizez ca nu vreau sa apar pe nimeni ci vreau sa fiu pur si simplu obiectiv…din acest motiv, eu sunt undeva la mijloc intre incuiatu` care plesneste de mandrie ca e roman si zevzecu` care injura Rumanica si pe toti cei care se exprima pe rumaneste mai mult sau mai putin bine din momentul in care aude prima jumatate a cuvantului Romania…Eu dau cu ciomaga atunci cand e cazul sau iau in brate atunci cand consider ca e necesar…

    Romanii nu sunt prin definitie cretini, nesimtiti si tupeisti…cei care sunt (si din pacate nu putini) sunt asa fiindca sistemul ii tolereaza si favorizeaza proliferarea lor…La suta de mii de locuitori, America (dau exemplul asta fiindca e extrem de interesant) are cel putin la fel de multi sau chiar mai multi idioti decat Rumanica…Diferenta e ca acolo sistemul te tranteste mult mai repede (in general, in milisecunda 2) si mult mai tare daca nu-ti vezi de treaba sau daca ai facut prostii. Motiv pentru care un Gigi Becali nu se va “naste” in America multa vreme de-aici incolo. Sau un Costi Raducanoiu. Sau un Titi Sgarcitu…Sau, sau, sau…

    Chiar si acolo, dupa zeci de ani de democratie si civilizatie, oamenii nu asculta muzica la maxim in toiul noptii nu fiindca nu e frumos si ca deranjeaza vecinii ci fiindca risca sa-si petreaca noaptea la sectia de politie si sa mai ia si o amenda de munceste o luna de zile degeaba…sau daca face pe nebunu cu politistii, poate sa-i pagubeasca de vreo cateva sute de grame de plumb…Chiar si acolo, oamenii nu parcheaza aiurea nu fiindca ar incurca circulatia altor masini sau a pietonilor ci fiindca li se evapora masina si-si mai iau si ditai amenda… Isi platesc cu constiiciozitate impozitele nu fiindca sunt fericiti sa contribuie la bugetul statului care face autostrazi, scoli, spitale si mai nou tancuri si rachete pe care le trimit in Irak ci pentru ca IRS-ul bate la poarta cu catusele in buzunar iar evaziunea fiscala iti garanteaza cazare si masa gratuita pentru sejururi care se organizeaza pe perioade de multipli de 5 ani in functie de cantitatea de parale sutite…In conditiile in care America are la origini si la baza, intr-o proportie considerabila scursori din celelalte tari ale lumii…

    Daca s-a ajuns pana aici pornind de atat de jos, in mod sigur si cu rumanu se mai poate face ceva…Rumanu` nu e mult diferit ca structura de baza de multi altii de pe fata acestui pamant…problema este ca nu s-a pus biciul ca lumea pe el…si pe toti ceilalti ca sa nu fie “pentru unii muma, pentru altii ciuma”…Ca dovada in acest sens, uitati-va ce se intampla cu rumanii care ajung prin strainataturi: nu numai ca se civilizeaza instant (cu exceptia unui numar mic dintre ei si a majoritatii tiganilor) dar se si integreaza foarte bine si destul de repede: invata limba tarii gazda (uitand-o din pacate pe cea materna, unii de rusine, altii de lene), adopta obiceiurile locului, nu-i deranjeaza pe ceilalti cu orientarea religioasa, samd…

    Ramane de vazut cine pune mana pe bici ca morcovi ni s-au dat destui…

  3. Pil spune

    Tocmai de aceea am renuntat la litoralul romanesc! Desi este aproape te umple de draci si te lasa fara bani f.repede. Intrucit am acum 57 de ani cred ca nu voi mai apuca vremuri normale la noi. Azi am “reusit sa ajung din Dr.Taberei in Piata Unirii in 3 ore si 16 minute!!!!!!!!!!!! Asa ceva nu se poate!!!!!!!!!!!! Oare de ce nu au turnat o pista de beton pe cimp undeva si sa se duca dracu acolo sa alerge cu masinile lor de concurs??? Bucurestiul nu este un oras pentru asa ceva! Strazile au ramas niste ulite inguste sufocate de masini. Si se construieste in continuare tot asa cu ulite si alei (vezi cartier nou in Dr.Taberei – fara parcari si fara cai de acces largi)

  4. tequila spune

    Venetia – Oradea, 8 ore, aproximativ 900 km.Oradea – Bucuresti, 14 ore!aproximativ, 560 km. 3 ore de stat in Sebes, la o coada de peste 10 km!!!!! asta de cine mai tine? de noi ca romani sau de sitemul cretin? cred ca si de unii si de altii……….

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